Celebrity Deathmatch: Early Modern Edition
Do we all remember the Claymation spectacle "Celebrity Deathmatch" from the turn of the last century? The irreverent show featured clay models of celebrities engaging in ridiculous battles to the death. I’m going to consider some match-ups from each play we discussed this semester, and how they might proceed… Henry v. Catherine: Henry bears an awkward display of limp swords and a moderate understanding of French. Catherine wears a billowing, layered white gown that allows her to hover, and, when cornered, spouts a waterfall of French insults. Catherine is insulted by Henry’s limp attacks and reaches her final Limit Break, “Je Ne Sais Pas Ca” (“I don’t know that”), which puts Henry in a state of Confusion. Then, Catherine floats away and the judges awkwardly declare Henry the de facto winner. Antonio v. Portia: Bassanio enters the ring after the bell and both Antonio and Portia seem to be competing to protect Bassanio. Jeers from the crowd toward Antonio get louder